Bonus Track: "We Got The Beat"

A follow-up, but much lighter cast about getting my annual birthday tattoo from the wacky Craig Jackman, owner of the American Electric Tattoo Company. As he scraped my flesh with his "four needles of death" Craig talked about a recent encounter he had with the lovely Jane Wiedlin...

"We Got The Beat" by The Go Go's... "Lance & Craig" shot by Marisol...

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24:43 / 22.8 MB / Rated: R ("Mature words for mature minds")

Bonus Track: "On The Road, The Sun Also Rises"

An angry and profanity laced rant that explores the edge of madness with the help of my suicidal heroes Hemingway and Kerouac... Music by Johnny Cash and Kris Kristofferson...

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23:32 / 22.7 MB / Rated: NC-17 ("Mature words for mature minds")

King of the Boys: Chapter 10

An early "best friend" taught me that Bob Hope gave out great candy on Halloween and that if you sing-a-long with Donnie Osmond you could get beat up....

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14.54 / 13.7 MB / Rated: R (Strong Language and Themes)...

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King of the Boys: Chapter 9

My Mom was an only child too. Growing up alone in Burbank her best friend was "Heckle & Jeckle's Mom," also my Dad's sister. When the "pre-boomers" grew-up, they were of course, competitive about their kids. My Mom was frustrated that I wasn't as "smart" as "Heckle & Jeckle," so one time she took it out on me....

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21.09 / 20.6 MB / Rated: R (Violence)...

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King of the Boys: Chapter 8

When I was eight, my parents signed me up for East Valley Trojans "Pop Warner Football". We played in mini replica uniforms, like the one my hero O.J. Simpson used to wear at USC. The memories include Gatorade in glass bottles, the Universal Sheraton and my nickname "Killer."

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21.14 / 19.4 MB / Rated: PG-13...

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RE-POST NOTE: There was a problem between the feed and iTunes.

King of the Boys: Chapter 7

My Dad told me to hit bullies "with all you've got," but my cousins "Heckle & Jeckle" would still beat me into submission during pillow fights. When "Heckle & Jeckle" moved to England, my family took a "road trip" to visit the Loch Ness Monster.... Back in The States, I still wore my new Kilt, because I wanted to be a "Trojan Warrior"....

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17.34 / 17.1 MB / Rated: PG-13...

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King of the Boys: Chapter 6

My dad is a character. He loved Laurel and Hardy as a kid and hung out at Bob's Big Boy with James Stacy as a teenager.... Plus my dad had two notorious uncles. One uncle was the Head G-Man for Warner Bros. during the Red Scare. The other uncle tried to save Barbara Graham and hung with Mickey Cohen...

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18.06 / 17.7 MB / Rated: R (Adult Themes & Violence)...

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King of the Boys: Chapter 5 (RE-POST)

I soon learn that the outside world is filled with Bullies of all shapes and ages. The "lessons" are learned by playing the game Smear the Queer, meeting the "real" Archie Bunker and being on the right end of a Pirate's Musket....

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19.29 / 17.9 MB / Rated: R (Adult Themes & Violence)...

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RE-POST NOTE: A gremlin was in my feed!

King of the Boys: Chapter 4

My childhood fears and phobias were exposed by The Love Bug, Donald Duck, and Mighty Mouse. My Mom's fears surfaced, while I was riding my Big Wheel in our messy house.... Plus I'm confronted with the brutal difference between the Catholics and the Jews....

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19.46 / 19.4 MB / Rated: R...

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King of the Boys: Chapter 3

When I was a four, I saw the movie True Grit and instantly bought into the whole legend of the "The Duke". At the same time, The Vietnam War raged on the TV, while I sat alone in my parents' dank den, building Lego forts for my Army Men. Through it all, I was always dressed as a cowboy.... My parents solution for my isolation was to get me a St. Bernard, and that's when the trouble really started....

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14.04 / 12.9 MB / Rated: PG-13...

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